Right.

Late last night, we received the following letter.

“Dear Imaignary Scenes,

MynameRorybigbeardbigbootsliveonislandgotnofriends.

I’ve come down from the lighthouse, which isn’t a lighthouse, to post this letter.

I’ve met somebody.

I found her wandering, without clothes on, at 3 am on Wednesday morning. She looked cold, so I took her in and made her a cup.

Anyway, I think she might be the one. She has the most beautiful eyes, short hair, some piercings, and is approximately the same height as me.

When she gets up onto her hind legs!

Do you know what my mum always said?

‘When you meet someone you love, you have to hang onto them for dear life.’

So I did that, while she crashed around the lighthouse breaking everything in sight. After I had held on to her for as long as I could, she kicked me in the face and flew through the door into the night.

I’m going to search for her for three days.

If I can track her down, I won’t come back because I’ll finally be getting some action. And, if I don’t meet her, I’m going to spend a good three days looking for her. It’s important - I never meet girls!

But, I’m still desperate to know - is Imaignary Scenes finished? Is it?

You should wait for me because I’m your biggest fan and I’ll still kill myself if I’m not the first to find out. But it can’t be helped. I’ll be away until Monday. I never meet girls!

I never, never, never, never, never do.

Rory. “

You know what? I don’t think we have a choice. We can’t abandon our strict editorial policy of not making people kill themselves.

So, I’m sorry but we’ll have to wait for Rory, before telling our story.

But, until Monday, have another picture from the Village Idiot’s new series. Enjoy the weekend!