http://www.imaginaryscenes.com Scenes which are not real, but imaginary Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:20:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Click on the card to open it... http://www.imaginaryscenes.com/?p=82 Next in our series on the World Wide Web, following our forensic examinations of Google and Ebay, is our chums at MySpac. I occasionally cruise this social networking site, and I’m reminded of the very first websites I would visit after we got the Internet, the Yahoo chat rooms. For ... http://www.imaginaryscenes.com/?p=81 What manner of banana republic is Scotland, after all? With madmen on the loose destroying ballot boxes with golf clubs, this is the question on everyone's lips. What we can be sure of, though, is that those allegations regarding confusing voting slips are completely unjustified. Yes, people were asked to ... http://www.imaginaryscenes.com/?p=80 http://www.imaginaryscenes.com/?p=79 Anyway. We received the following letter by Fedex this morning. "Dear Imaignary Scenes MeRorybootsbeard. I found her! I don't need to waste time on your site any more! I don't need you! I've got a girlfriend. I'VE GOT MYSELF A GIRLFRIEND! Would you believe it? Ten minutes walk from my house, ... http://www.imaginaryscenes.com/?p=77 Right. Late last night, we received the following letter. "Dear Imaignary Scenes, MynameRorybigbeardbigbootsliveonislandgotnofriends. I've come down from the lighthouse, which isn't a lighthouse, to post this letter. I've met somebody. I found her wandering, without clothes on, at 3 am on Wednesday morning. She looked cold, so I took her in and ... http://www.imaginaryscenes.com/?p=76 Well. We just received the following letter. 'Dear Imaignary Scenes, MynameisRoryIhaveabigbeardandIalsowearbigboots andIliveonanislandandIdon'tgetmanyvisitors. I was so excited on Monday, especially as I had spent the last three weeks staring at my impressive mantelpiece, repeatedly clicking the refresh button on my browser for 26 hours a day. And, then finally, it refreshed. You said readers ... http://www.imaginaryscenes.com/?p=75 So. We recently received the following letter. "Dear Imaignary Scenes, My name is Rory. I am 6 foot two, with a big beard (so big that when I go to the mainland, people usually make remarks about it!) and I wear woolly jumpers. I like the feel of lambswool on my bare ... http://www.imaginaryscenes.com/?p=74 http://www.imaginaryscenes.com/?p=73 We've decided to celebrate the one week anniversary of Andrew Flintoff falling into the sea by publishing a story about it. A lot has been made of this, how the young man disgraced himself, got stripped of the England captaincy, how he failed to face up to his responsibilities ... http://www.imaginaryscenes.com/?p=72