Note that this is not a true story. It is made up.

Dear everyone,

Happy New Year. Imaginary Scenes would like to wish all of its patrons a happy and eventful 2007. But statistically, it’s most unlikely that you will ALL have a good year… so maybe the most we can hope for is that if you don’t, you deserve it.

We’re ringing the changes on our MySpac profile at the moment. Many thanks to Leanne for giving our profile picture a makeover - it was long overdue. As for dancing Carter Family cats, ask Al.

Anyway, it may be New Year’s Day, but that’s no reason for a lie-in if you are a certain Prime Minister in waiting… As usual, you can print this waffle.

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