Imaginary Scenes - Scenes which are not real, but imaginary

By SPYDA

Note that this is not a true story. It is made up.

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In the first part of this story, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson awoke after a night of uneasy dreams to find that she could see through her hands. The next instalment is below - or you can download both parts as a pdf here.

Note that if the events depicted here were true, which they aren’t, they didn’t happen in the last few days. Which explains Jade Goody’s cameo appearance even though (as any idiot will tell you) she is currently touring with McCall and Endemol’s Pandemonium Shadow Show.

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Imaginary Scenes Involving Riches and Rags

By SPYDA

Note that this is not a true story. It is made up. What’s more, any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental or intended purely as satire, parody or spoof, and all opinions expressed are meant to represent only those of the author and not of the people in the storee.

Yesterday’s post detailed how I’m currently finding the very fact of Russell Brand an everyday inconvenience. I don’t want to get into all that again.

The question is - Just how has Brand managed to bewitch the nation? Wherein lies his power?

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Part One

And Mă-nō-ăh said unto his wife, We shall surely die, because we have seen God.

But his wife said unto him, If the Lord were pleased to kill us, he would not have received a burnt offering and a meat offering at our hands, neither would he have shewed us all these things, nor would as at this time have told us such things as these.

And the woman bare a son, and called his name Russell: and the child grew, and the Lord blessed him. Read the rest of this entry »

The Trouble with Tara - part 2

Imaginary Scenes Involving Riches and Rags

Part One