Note that this is not a true story. It is made up. What’s more, any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental or intended purely as satire, parody or spoof, and all opinions expressed are meant to represent only those of the author and not of the people in the storee.
Whether you’re a pleb or a celeb, these things affect us all!
Welcome to part one of Imaginary Scenes’ all-new series.
In this set of occasional stories, we’ll examine how these events might hypothetically shape the lives of some of our best-loved ‘famouses’.
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