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It’s the first day of filming on Con Air II: Prisoner’s Blues. Everyone has high hopes for this summer 2008 release. It’s being helmed by Brett Ratner, one of the hottest directors in town, and the stellar cast includes John Malkovich, John Cusack, Katie Holmes, Judi Dench, and André 3000, from best-selling hip-hop group, OutKast.
They’re all ready to roll.
Good luck, shouts Brett. Let’s make it a cracker!
Lights! Camera!
Wait a minute… Where’s the star? Where’s Nic?
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