Imaginary Scenes - Scenes which are not real, but imaginary

Imaginary Scenes in Donald Rumsfeld’s bed

By The Village Idiot

Note that this is not a true story. It is made up. What’s more, any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental or intended purely as satire, parody or spoof, and all opinions expressed are meant to represent only those of the author and not of the people in the storee.

Ding Dong! The Secretary of Defense is dead!

Or rather, he’s (been) retired. Rumsfeld’s like an aging train that produces a lot of loud, hissing steam but which can’t actually get you from A to B.

Particularly if ‘A’ happens to be Iraq and ‘B’ somewhere outside Iraq. The other good ol’ boys have until 2008 to sort out that deplorable mess and bring back as many of their men as possible.

But, how does Rummy feel about it all? Is he sorry that he couldn’t finish what he started? And, what did he get up to on his first night of freedom?

This story has SPECIAL POWERS. Print it out, carry it around for a week and see if it isn’t true…

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Imaginary Scenes in the Oval Office

By The Village Idiot

Note that this is not a true story. It is made up. What’s more, any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.

George Washington, when he wasn’t founding nations or modelling for currency, is said to have enjoyed fishing and horse riding as hobbies. Abraham Lincoln walked whenever he had the opportunity, and the interwar president Herbert Hoover apparently liked to play catch with his cabinet.

But what about the present president? Saving the planet is hard work. What does he do to unwind?

You can print out this story and fold it eighteen times to make your very own Imaginary Scenes Statue of Liberty.

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