Note that this is not a true story. It is made up. What’s more, any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental or intended purely as satire, parody or spoof, and all opinions expressed are meant to represent only those of the author and not of the people in the storee.
It’s easy to criticise George Michael. Asleep at the wheel for the second time this year, it looks like an open and shut case of drug driving for the ill-shaven superstar.
But can we ever really know what happened that night? Might not there have been an element of foul play?
What follows is not a factual representation of events, but a fictional enquiry into what forces may have been at work, spiritual, psychological and chemical.
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